Gordonator No More

Released in 1967, Amazing Spiderman issue 50 tells the story of Peter Parker who has decided to quit being Spiderman. I think it’s about time yours truly did the same too.

There came a point in life where one has to decide what he really wants. For me, all I want right now is a simple life. By that, it means waking up every morning, go to work, knock off from work, go home, eat, take a shower, read a book then go to bed. Repeat.

I have decided to quit blogging. This shall be my last post before I decommission the blog in a few days time. Doesn’t really matter since I aren’t blogging much these days anyway. My domain will be put up for sale if anyone wants it.

I also won’t be reading blogs anymore, like Danny’s. I reckon by doing so will save me lots of time to do other more meaningful stuff, like taking a stroll in the park, feeding the pigeons, knitting, wash my socks etc.

Additionally, I shall quit being an otaku. All anime and including 2D girlie pics, hentai and tentacle will be deleted. All figures collection and whatever under my bed / behind the closet will be donated to the Salvation Army.

Actually, I am unworthy to be called an otaku. I don’t own that many anime merchandises, (I don’t even have a dakimakura!), I can never analyse an anime episode so in-depth to give thought provoking episodic reviews and I can’t sing anime songs. What a shame.

I have also sold off my Stormtrooper and Sandtrooper armour. No more trooping, no more droid hunting. Seriously man, now that I think about it, which grownup in his right mind dresses up in plastic armour anyway? That’s so geeky.

All I want is a normal life. Good bye.


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39 Responses to Gordonator No More

  1. ScorchNRoses says:

    *Looks at date posted.*

    See you in 24 hours 😀

  2. yumeno says:

    You can’t trick me that easily 🙂

  3. maru says:

    Oh you, gordon.

  4. Pyoroo says:

    ok i gotta admit, you got me there for abt a minute there.
    hats off for that ^^

  5. you don’t need to be an otaku to blog about anime and stuff, and you don’t need to be a blogger to live an otaku life

  6. OMG! Are you for real? Holy Crap X!

  7. tflops says:

    Cool story bro.

  8. sbhboi says:

    Ah souka ~ lemme “adopt” all those moe figurines ! Heheh~

  9. DK says:

    One thing I’ve learnt over the years is that NEVER ever take anything seriously on this date. 🙂

  10. tueac says:

    No need to goto salvation army so troublesome drop me an SMS and i’ll come by to collect all the stuff for the poor children… I’ll come by after i congrats the new CDF. All within 24hours.

  11. dasaque says:

    Lol I actually believed it..

    until I read the first comment -…-

  12. Jacques says:

    same here, you got me fooled there for a moment until i read the first comment.

  13. Nopy says:

    Happy April Fool’s ^.^

  14. blacklash says:

    Send me a report after this.

    Happy April Fool’s! :3c

  15. razrig says:

    april fool’s?

  16. i-pup (Jun) says:

    Time will tell… sooner or later time will tell ….. =P

  17. phossil says:

    This reminds me of the post from one year ago, exactly. 😉

  18. Hexlord says:


  19. Panther says:

    You did the same thing two years ago. :\

  20. Garion says:

    Ohh I am so sad…my fav blog is gone forever…I shall now hide in the corner to emo. ;_;


  21. LEon says:

    Happy April Fool dude!

  22. Neutrinos says:

    April’s fool to ya too Gordon!

  23. Lene says:

    I got heartbroken after Lester told me everything…until I realized what the date was. /facepalm T_T

  24. kiddai says:

    Nice try! 😛
    Happy April Fool~

  25. Terry says:

    erm.. actually can i be the salvation army?? ^^

    then again its 1st April

  26. Fariz Asuka says:

    Happy April Fools Day Gordon!! XD

  27. alafista says:

    If you EVER decide to throw away your toys, give them to me instead! LOL happy April Fool’s Day man.

  28. nutcase23 says:


    Nice Try 😀

  29. Zomgrei says:

    Oh man, Gordon, you had me going pretty bad when I first saw this. 😦 Don’t DO that.

  30. Fabrice says:

    Nice april fools man =)
    but i was going to ask you to give them to me XD

  31. Luke says:

    Nice April fools joke right?

  32. Luke says:

    Let me know if you wish to sell off your armour k 🙂

  33. RyoBase says:

    This joke is kinda old. What the heck, I’ll just grab my beer and enjoy reading this.

  34. Z says:

    Goodbye Gordon ;_; Thank you for all the great times you’ve provided us! You’ll be dearly missed!

    P.S Welcome back =)

  35. Stifler says:

    Oh you.

    But still, if you want to get rid of your stuff, just throw them to me.

  36. zh3us says:

    Don’t we all want the box of figures? Letme see who i can mechanize!

  37. Reltair says:

    I spy a lot of good figures in that box. 🙂

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