Carrie Fisher Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

Carrie Fisher, everyone’s favourite galactic princess, passed away on 27 Dec 2016. The cause of death was she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

Rest in peace your highness, you are now one with the Force.


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